Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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