Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Randomize