I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
