Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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