i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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