Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think I am morally bankrupt
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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