I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
