how can u be prego again
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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