I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Randomize
