I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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