his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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