Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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