u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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