I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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