im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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