okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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