Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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