Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Randomize
