it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
nutella sex= disaster
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm at about main and main street
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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