Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
