It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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