Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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