Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize