I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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