how can u be prego again
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
