their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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