oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Are my feet made of real feet?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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