I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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