dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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