I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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