So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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