So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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