If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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