how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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