Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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