God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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