He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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