...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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