she peed on how many people?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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