Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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