my mouth tastes like poor choices
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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