Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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