so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
no. you can't hotbox the world.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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