I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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