Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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