that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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