I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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