Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Drunk is a universal language darling
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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