why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
