i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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