Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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