it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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