i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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